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- THE ADVENTURERS
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- * The 8 player characters contained in these writings are copyright
- * 1992 by Thomas Miller. Any resemblance to persons or characters
- * either real or fictional is utterly coincidental. Copying and/or
- * distribution of these stories is permissible only under the one
- * condition that no part of them will be used or sold for profit.
- * In that case, I hope you enjoy them.
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- THE PARTY:
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- Alindyar 10th level drow elf mage (N)
- Lyra 6th level female drow elf mage (N)
- Belphanior 7th/8th/8th level high elf w/m/t (CN)
- Ged 9th/8th level grey elf priest/mage (NG)
- Arnold 6th level human warrior (NG)
- Mongo 8th level dwarf warrior (CG)
- Peldor 11th level human thief (N)
- Bosco 6th level soulless halfling thief (CN)
- Rillen 8th level human warrior (N)
- Rob 9th level human priest (LG)
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- Date: 5/20/571 C.Y. (Common Year)
- Time: late morning
- Place: the Barrier Peaks
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- LXXIII. The Giant
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-
- The party has just lost significant manpower (and a fair
- share of lunacy too) as Halbarad the ranger and Peyote the
- warrior-druid have left to pursue other aims.
-
- Mongo: Well, so much for _them_.
- Ged: Bah. Who cares? Boccob never approved of Peyote's
- spells anyway.
- Alindyar: Is that so?
- Ged: Yup. Say, I think it's about time for me to cast my
- spell of magical identification. That way, we'll know what
- our new items are. Hopefully. And then I can sleep in the
- saddle as we ride today.
- Peldor: Sounds good to me.
- Mongo: Aw, can't we wait until _after_ breakfast? I'm really
- hungry right now! (eating plentiful portions of his iron
- rations)
- Ged: No, we need to do this now.
- Rillen: Yes.
- Arnold: Yeeeeees! Identifry the idems.
- Ged: (he takes the items in question from his backpack) It
- sure is a good thing that I collected these from you all
- last night and spent all night purifying them of outside
- influences.
- Mongo: Yeah, I was wondering why you wanted them all.
- Peldor: It's also a good thing that we trust you.
- Alindyar: (glances at the thief) Unlike _some_ people.
- Ged: So! (gazes over the items as he casts his spell) O
- Boccob, O great and mighty Boccob, bless us with your nigh-
- infinite wisdom and understanding. (picks up Alindyar's
- new staff) Hmm. This is a weapon, a fighting weapon,
- of great power.
- Alindyar: Wonderful. (he was hoping for a spell-casting
- type of staff) For all of those myriad times when I find
- myself in melee.
- Lyra: (pokes the drow) It's not that bad. Maybe someone
- will charge in your direction soon. Then - POW! - you
- can smite them. Just like that!
- Alindyar: No doubt _that_ will be an interesting day. You
- know how I despise physical combat.
- Ged: (ignoring the two drow, holds Lyra's scroll) Ah! A
- great item! Protection...from...devils. Devils!
- Lyra: (takes the scroll from Ged) Such an item will no
- doubt be of much use, considering that we are heading for
- an ancient devil cult's fortress.
- Ged: (fondling Belphanior's square of folded cloth)
- Belphanior: Hey, watch it, there.
- Ged: This item is strange.
- Belphanior: I know that. Why do you think I picked it?
- Ged: I cannot determine its function. (hands it back to
- the tall elf) Sorry.
- Belphanior: Don't lose any sleep over it. (he already
- had figured out what it is - a portable gateway to other
- planes) I'll have some sage analyze it or something.
- Ged: (examining his own item, a glowing book) Ha! HA!
- A Libram of Silver Magic! THE book for good mages, like
- myself! Ha ha ha!
- Mongo: Quit gloating.
- Ged: My mightiness is assured! The knowledge contained
- within this tome will propel me to new heights of power!
- Peldor: Hey, how about doing the rest of our items?
- Ged: Eh? Oh, yea. (picks up Arnold's new knife from his
- pile) Knife. This is but a magical weapon. Here, my
- loyal henchman. Use it well.
- Arnold: (takes the knife reverently) Ah...ah...ah-CHOO!
- (sneezes several times) I tink I'm gedding a cold.
- (wipes some snot on his breeches)
- Rillen: (looks on disdainfully)
- Ged: Hmph. What is this, now? (holding Mongo's belt)
- Mongo: I don't know. _You_ tell _me_, you're the mage.
- Ged: This is...an item of the giants.
- Mongo: GIANTS?!?! Shit! I can't accept it! Those big
- shit-for-brains giants are the enemies of all dwarves!
- Ged: Hold on. It may confer upon you some of their powers
- or abilities. That might be useful.
- Mongo: Power? Gimme that. (snatches the belt from the
- grey elf and puts it on) Hey, I'm not growing bigger or
- anything.
- Alindyar: Perhaps the powers take hours to manifest.
- Lyra: Or days.
- Ged: Yea. Hold your horses.
- Mongo: Whatever. When am I going to get a _really_ good
- item? Dammit. (wanders to his unfinished breakfast and
- resumes eating, the belt left around his waist, forgotten
- for now)
- Ged: Now, let's see. Peldor's pocket. (holds up the
- small, unattached pocketlike piece of cloth that Peldor
- got) I have no idea what this is. Have it sewn into
- some garment, maybe then it will manifest its powers.
- Peldor: Thanks for the advice. (takes the pocket and
- puts it in his pocket) Hmm.
- Rillen: What about my boots?
- Ged: Ah, yes, the boots. (picks up the boots) They
- need a shine. And they smell somewhat. But...hmmmm.
- They are a mighty item! Or, items. These boots will
- allow you to move faster. Faster than before.
- Rillen: Really? (puts the boots on and runs around,
- quite rapidly) Wheeeee! I am fast!
- Peldor: Look at him running around. What agility!
- Mongo: Hmm. He looks about as fast as a horse, too.
- Alindyar: Such speed should come in handy during battle.
- Peldor: I must have some boots like those!
- Rillen: (slows down and returns to the party) Whew.
- What a good thing these are! I think this day got off
- on the right foot.
- Ged: Yep. Well, we're down to the last item. Rob, you
- chose this bag?
- Rob: Actually, I had to choose last.
- Belphanior: Funny how that always happens, isn't it?
- Ged: Enough. This bag contains beans, Rob. Magical
- beans. You can plant them and see what grows.
- Rob: Okay.
- Alindyar: Do not _eat_ them, priest.
- Rob: I'll try not to.
- Mongo: So, we're ready to ride, right?
- Ged: Right. Where's the map?
- Rob: Map?
- Peldor: Here. (they all look at the map)
- Ged: We must leave these mountains, and pass through
- the hills, here.
- Alindyar: Then, we skirt the Bramblewood Forest.
- Peldor: ...and enter Ket.
- Rob: But only for a brief time, for we will soon enter
- the Yatils.
- Mongo: Ah, more mountains!
-
- They packed and rode down the mountain trail. Their
- horses did not care for the descent much, but within a
- day, the group was down the mountain. By the end of
- the next day, they had exited the Barrier Peaks. The
- only thing that resembled an encounter was the pack of
- strange hairy men who attacked the party. After about
- a minute, Belphanior had slain two, Rillen one, Mongo
- two, Arnold two, and Ged's sleep spell had taken out
- four more. The remaining creatures fled and were not
- chased, and Belphanior quickly slew the two sleeping
- foes, rather gleefully.
- Once out of the mountains, the party soon entered the
- foothills to the north of the peaks. This area seemed
- peaceful, since the halflings and people the adventurers
- met with were friendly. The group followed its planned
- course, and almost two weeks after they departed the
- dragon's lair, they stood ready to enter the Yatils.
-
- Mongo: (looking ahead and up, at the vast range of
- peaks in the distance) Would you look at _that_?
- Aren't they beautiful?
- Ged: Fascinating.
- Mongo: Gods, how I love the mountains!
-
- The peaks were entered, and Mongo used the map along
- with his great mountaineering skills to guide the group
- to the supposed location of the fortress. After two
- days, they had reached what Mongo claimed was the right
- mountain.
-
- Ged: So what do we do now?
- Mongo: Simple. We climb. (points up a rough trail)
- Somewhere up _there_ is the place. We have to make
- the climb and find it. Are you guys up to this?
- Rob: (looks down at his paunch) I hope so.
- Alindyar: And I as well. This is a high mountain...
- Belphanior: Let's go. (they begin hiking up the
- steep mountain trail)
-
- For two days, the party ascended. There were a few
- wild animals, but not much else, and no monsters showed
- up to bother them - a fact that Mongo was worried about
- to no end. After they had climbed for two days, the
- adventurers arrived at a deep chasm. They were high up
- on the mountain, and the trail seemd to end, though the
- peak was obviously much higher than their current site.
- The chasm was a part of the mountain itself, and a huge
- bridge of natural stone seemed the only obvious way to
- cross it. Another rising slope was visible across this
- bridge.
-
- Rillen: That chasm. (points) We must cross it.
- Mongo: Yup.
- Ged: What's this? (regards a six-foot high sign)
- Mongo: "Toll Bridge". Huh?
- Rillen: Hm.
- Rob: (peering into the chasm) Wow. That's a mighty
- deep crack. Looks like a thousand feet. Or more.
- Belphanior: (standing behind Rob) ....nah.
- Alindyar: The bridge of stone spans several hundred
- feet, 'twould appear.
- Peldor: Yep. Fortunately for you non-dextrous types
- it's nearly twenty feet wide. So the lack of rails
- or handholds won't be fatal. Hopefully.
- Ged: Well, I don't see anyone here to collect toll.
- Mongo: Bah. Let's cross. (they begin to)
-
- About the time that the adventurers were halfway
- across the bridge, a gigantic figure appeared at the
- opposite end of the bridge and began walking out, in
- the party's direction.
-
- giant: HELLO, FRIENDS!
- Rillen: I am not your friend. What do you want?
- giant: (about 25' tall, by the way) WHY, TOLL, OF
- COURSE. TOLL FOR CROSSING MY BRIDGE.
- Mongo: Toll?!?! Are you out of your friggin' mind?
- Ged: Shh, don't irritate him.
- giant: YOU MUST PAY. ELSE YOU MAY NOT CROSS. (he
- stops about fifty feet from the party, which is
- about halfway across the bridge), and sets down a
- large, heavy-looking sack - and the bridge shakes
- slightly)
- Rob: Hey, watch it! You might collapse this thing.
- giant: (laughs)
- Ged: I think we should pay him.
- Alindyar: (addresses the giant) What is the toll?
- giant: TWO THOUSAND IN GOLD.
- Mongo: What?!?!
- giant: FOR EACH OF YOU.
- Ged: Boccob's eyes, what a ripoff!
- Alindyar: I think he means to knock us off of this
- bridge, otherwise...
- giant: WELL, WHAT WILL IT BE?
- Mongo: I'm not paying a _giant_ two thousand coins
- of gold to cross a fuckin' bridge!
- Rillen: Me neither.
- Arnold: (to Ged) Whad shoud I do, mazter? You want
- I shoud addack dat big bully?
- Ged: Hold on a second, guy.
- Belphanior: We're not paying that shithead. No way
- in all the hells. (draws his sword) Time to feed.
- Alindyar: What? I say we pay him and be on our happy
- way.
- Ged: I agree. But just in case... (mutters some
- magical phrase, and is now under the influence of a
- Feather Fall enchantment)
- Rob: What should we do?
- Ged: Pay the toll, Mongo. We have the cash.
- Mongo: No way!
- Rillen: To hell with the toll.
- Belphanior: Damn straight!
- giant: WHY ARE YOU NOT LAYING MY TOLL OUT BEFORE YOU?
- (reaches into his sack)
- Belphanior: Now! Now! (charges the giant, suddenly
- hasted - one power of his sword) Attack!
- Alindyar: No!
- Ged: Too late. The insane one has ruined it all!
- giant: (hefts a two-foot wide boulder one-handed, and
- tosses it at Belphanior) HOW DARE YOU REFUSE MY
- GENEROUS TOLL OFFER? TAKE THAT!
- Belphanior: (hit square in the stomach by the rock,
- and suffers a few cracked ribs as all five of his
- stoneskins are cancelled) Argh! (almost falls off
- of the stone bridge, but manages to regain his
- balance just in time) Whoa.
- Rob: Whew, he barely stayed on the bridge.
- Rillen: (charges speedily) Time to carry the fight
- to the giant.
- Peldor: (becomes invisible)
- Mongo: Yeah! (hurls his hammer at the massive giant)
- (his hammer does triple damage vs. giants...)
- giant: WHAT? (takes the enchanted mallet in his gut
- and is knocked over) AAARGH!
- Mongo: (surprised at his own strength) Wow. I didn't
- think I threw it _that_ hard!
- giant: (gets up, hurls more boulders, missing Mongo
- somehow but nailing the fleet-footed yet unlucky
- Rillen and wounding him) BAH.
- Arnold: Shall I chaage, lord?
- Ged: No! Stand there and be careful to avoid flying
- boulders that the other fighters don't catch. We
- shall not fight.
- Alindyar: (to Lyra) I refuse to participate in this
- foolish battle as well. The warrior-types started
- it, and they can finish it.
- Lyra: Sounds sensible to me...
- Ged: Yea. (they back off)
- Rob: What should I do? (wanders around on the bridge
- trying to decide what would be best)
- Bosco: (stands and watches mindlessly)
-
- Mongo: (catches his hammer, looks back) Hey, we're
- not getting any air support from the mages!
- Rillen: I wonder why that is? (reaches the giant
- and bats his boulder-laden arm) Put that rock down
- and get off of this bridge.
- giant: YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT DOWN? OKAY, I'LL PUT
- IT DOWN! (slam-dunks the boulder onto Rillen's
- back, knocking him down and out)
- Mongo: Hey!
- giant: I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU PEOPLE. PAY ME
- AND THIS POINTLESS BATTLE CAN CEASE.
- Mongo: What?!?
- Belphanior: Argh. (feels his battered chest) Press
- the attack, Mongo!
- Mongo: Hmph. (to giant) We'll pay you _one_ thousand
- coins of gold, apiece. That's our final offer!
- giant: HMM. VERY WELL, I ACCEPT.
- Mongo: You do?
- Ged: At last! A voice of reason prevails!
- Belphanior: Noooo! (charges the giant) Die!
- Alindyar: Oh, no.
- giant: (whips out a huge two-handed sword, over twenty
- feet in length, and intercepts the elf with it) HAH!
- Belphanior: (nearly cut in half, falls) Argh...(goes
- into a coma as blood splatters everywhere)
- Mongo: (yelling loudly) Stop this battle! (runs over
- and tries to stem Belphanior's blood flow) You really
- shouldn't have done that, giant. I may have to whack
- you again...
- giant: (holds up his sword menacingly) GO AHEAD. MAKE
- MY DAY.
- Ged: (runs forth) Let there be peace. For crying out
- loud. (tends to Rillen) This one will live.
- Lyra: What of the mad elf?
- Mongo: (cradling Belphanior) Geez, he's really fucked
- up bad.
- Peldor: (materializes behind the giant) Well, I guess
- I'm not supposed to backstab you now.
- giant: (sits down) THAT IS A RELIEF, I SUPPOSE. THEN
- I WOULD NOT HAVE TO SMASH YOU IN RETURN.
- Peldor: Oh.
-
- Soon, the party had given the giant the agreed toll,
- which wasn't really such a big deal, since they were
- practically overflowing with coinage from the dragon's
- hoard. Some of them chatted with the giant, while
- others tended to Belphanior.
-
- giant: WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME?
- Mongo: Two thousand per head is far too much for a toll.
- giant: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? TIMES ARE TOUGH. EVEN A
- GIANT MUST MAKE A LIVING.
- Mongo: Yeah, well...
- Peldor: Holy shit! (leaps up and dashes to one side,
- and grabs Bosco right before he can stride off of the
- stone bridge) Whoa there, little guy! (drags the
- halfling's shell back toward the group) Whew.
- giant: WHAT AILS THE LITTLE ONE?
- Rob: He's suffering from a serious spiritual problem.
- Ged: Yea. None.
- Mongo: Ha!
- Peldor: Oh, shut up. (sits his soulless henchman down)
- Now stay put.
- giant: OH.
- Peldor: Guys...we _really_ need to find Bosco's soul.
- Ged: We'll put it on the list.
- Alindyar: List?
- Rillen: (wakes up) What is going on here?
- Mongo: The battle was a...mistake. Our new friend here
- will help us get to the fortress safely.
- Rillen: Oh. (rubs his bruised shoulders)
- giant: IT IS A GOOD THING THAT I TOOK IT EASY ON YOU,
- WARRIOR.
- Rillen: Hmm.
- Ged: Say, how's old Belphanior doing?
- Rob: (about done bandaging the elf) He'll be okay.
- Thanks to your healing magic, and mine. But he
- should be out for another eight hours or so.
- Ged: Okay.
- Rob: You know, he's healing already. Unnatural...
- Ged: Yeah...(gets up and goes to the unconscious elf)
- Holy Boccob, you're right! His wound has already
- sealed at the edges! Incredible.
- Rob: Yes. I think he's probably got some item or
- spell in effect to help him.
- Ged: (examines the elf's sword) Hmm. (he pulls it
- a few inches out of its sheath) Yie! (the weapon's
- blade is jet-black, with small twinkling motes of
- light within, like the night sky would be, were it
- night right now)
- Rob: Neat.
- Ged: Eerie. (puts the sword back) Well, he'll get
- better.
- giant: I SUPPOSE THAT YOU HAVE COME TO VISIT THAT
- OLD FORTRESS PLACE NEARBY.
- Peldor: Yep. Tell us all about it, would you?
- Lyra: Don't pester him.
- Mongo: (talking to the giant) You don't seem like
- the sort of giant who goes around killing people.
- What's your story?
- giant: WELL, I AM A CLOUD GIANT. SOME OF MY KIND
- ARE OF EVIL BEND, AND SOME ARE NOT. LIKE ME.
- Ged: That's good to know.
- Mongo: (hands the giant his belt, and immediately
- feels weaker) What can you tell me about this
- thing, pal?
- cloud giant: (takes the belt, which looks tiny in
- his huge hand) HMM. THIS ITEM HAS A GIANTISH
- AURA ABOUT IT.
- Mongo: Yeah, I know that. What do you think it
- _does_, though?
- cloud giant: IT IS PROBABLY AN BELT OF STRENGTH.
- Mongo: You mean, I wear it, and I get giant-size
- strength?
- cloud giant: YES. THAT IS HOW THEY USUALLY WORK,
- ANYWAY.
- Mongo: All right! Say, I have something that you
- might be able to use. (opens his portable hole
- and digs out his oversized shovel) Here. Can
- you use this? It's much too big for us to hold,
- but it seems better suited for you.
- cloud giant: (his eyes light up) A MATTOCK OF THE
- TITANS!
- Mongo: I take that as a "yes"?
- cloud giant: YES. YES! THANK YOU, LITTLE FRIEND!
- I AM IN YOUR DEBT.
- Mongo: Nah.
- Peldor: So, tell us about this fortress...
-
- After a night of briefing and rest, they all got
- up the next morning and headed for the fortress,
- under the giant's expert guidance. He told them
- that it had been sealed long ago, and that people
- came from time to time trying to get in, but none
- of them were ever successful. He also informed
- them of the nest of evil bird-like guardians who
- lived near the entrance to the place. Soon, they
- had reached a sloping area, which was basically
- the beginning of the upper peak of this mountain.
- Part of a large door was visible above some rubble.
- A wide ledge above held some kind of nest-like
- thing, and a large, rounded avian head glared at
- the party and the giant from this perch.
-
- bird-thing: Squarwk! Hiss! Hiss!
- Ged: Boccob! That is one spooky-looking bird.
- (casts Detect Evil) Ah! It is evil!
- cloud giant: OF COURSE.
- Belphanior: (riding along painfully and angrily)
- Hmph.
-
- Suddenly, several of the bird-things appeared.
- They had long, wickedly clawed legs and devilish
- red eyes, not unlike Belphanior's. They screamed
- and cursed at the party, and seemed about to leap
- down and attack.
-
- cloud giant: ALLOW ME TO HELP. (reaches into his
- sack and begins hurling boulders at the things)
-
- The bird-creatures quickly fled, after several
- were badly wounded by the giant's volley. The
- party reached the rockslide, which contained many
- huge rocks and seemed all but impenetrable.
-
- Mongo: (grabs a large boulder and rolls it out
- of the way easily, grunting) Urgh. That's heavy.
- Rillen: Come, we must move this rockslide.
- Peldor: What?! The mighty Peldor doesn't _dig_!
- Ged: I could cast a Dig spell...
- Alindyar: 'Twould still take some time to clear
- this mess.
- Rob: (tries to pick up a small rock, but can't)
- cloud giant: ENOUGH. (pushes Mongo and the others
- aside) ALLOW ME. (hefts the titan mattock and
- begins scooping huge piles of rock and dirt out)
- Mongo: Holy shit! Look at him go!
- Ged: I'm glad we're fortunate enough to have his
- help.
- Mongo: I'm glad I gave him that shovel.
- Rob: I'm glad I don't have to dig.
- Belphanior: Bah. (stalks away slowly)
-
- It wasn't long before the rockslide was out of
- the way. The cloud giant took the heavy key from
- Mongo (the dwarf found that he now had no trouble
- hefting the thing, but the large keyhole was too
- high for him to reach...) and inserted it into the
- hole. Grunting loudly, the huge giant turned the
- key, and there was a loud grinding sound as the two
- twenty-foot-high, eight-foot-wide doors opened for
- the first time in many years. A huge hall could be
- seen beyond, its dark and dusty emptiness beckoning
- to the adventurers...
-
- Mongo: All right! We're in!
- Ged: Shall you be joining us, friend?
- cloud giant: NO. I WOULD NOT FIT IN THERE, ANYWAY.
- I SHALL RETREAT TO MY BRIDGE AND REST.
- Rob: What about the horses?
- Mongo: Uhh...say, would you be willing to watch our
- animals?
- cloud giant: HMM. I SUPPOSE SO. I JUST HOPE THAT
- I DO NOT GROW HUNGRY...
- Rillen: What?!
- cloud giant: JUST KIDDING. HA HA! (gathers the
- horses' reins) I SHALL SEE YOU LATER. HOPEFULLY.
- Ged: Farewell. (he watches the massive giant walk
- away)
- Belphanior: (imitating the grey elf and making faces
- too) Farewell!
- Ged: Oh, you're just mad because you fought him and
- lost.
- Belphanior: He and I are not done, yet...
- Mongo: Enough bickering. Let's check this place
- out!
-
- They used spells to make light, and entered the
- dungeon, taking the key and pulling the doors closed
- behind them, where a large crank was utilized by
- Mongo to lock the portals. The adventurers then
- turned to the vast chamber ahead of them.
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- next time: spooks
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